if we dated you’d have to like : sex, movies, Netflix, pizza,  horror movies, sex, play fighting, sex, texting, cuddling, sex, roller coasters, staying up late, sex, prank calling people, sex, pizza, going on road trips, sex, being weird together, my sexual personality, tumblr, and sex 


Yeah, that’s the car from Cars. My Childhood just got brutally annihilated Thank you

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i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving